nihilnovisubsole asked: lmao I love how you keep showing up in people's dreams. If I didn't know any better I'd put my tinfoil hat on and go HE'S THE SANDMAN.

It happens with alarming frequency! My favorite dream to date was the one where one of my friends dreamt I had a blue lightbulb for a penis - a fact she found out when going down on me in her dream. I mean. What.

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