vfreie asked: This is random as heck but I think you have to know: I had a dream last night that I was lost in Moscow and somehow ended up ringing your doorbell to ask for directions. As soon as you opened the door, my mother appeared out of nowhere and you and she started to chat like old friends, she asked you how was the work doing and how was your husband etc. Route directions were, of course, immediately forgotten in favour of the awesomeness of the situation.

Amusingly enough, I was always that one friend my friends’ parents liked and thought to be a good influence in their kids’ lives. Wrong move.