John Doran, an ex-sergeant in the marines who was discharged for being gay before DADT was repealed. Shortly after, he was scooped up by the Family, who keep an eye on these matters, and became one of its most valuable and devoted recruits as an expert in explosives, hand-to-hand combat and sniping. He usually works as muscle and cover for the Family’s more violent operations (liberation of “gay cure” camps, raids on businesses that back conservative politicians, and extremist religious missionary groups), as well as solo hits. He is currently partnered with Daniel Gotarde, one of the highest ranking professional hackers in the Family’s fold.

L. and I have a dream project - a Coen brothers/Quentin Tarantinoesque cathartic and inexcusably violent blockbuster about the gay mafia called Bash Back! It would star people like Stephen Fry, Rupert Everett and Alan Cumming as mafia dons, Stephen Colbert and David Hyde Pierce as the conservative villains, and Buck Angel, Queen Latifa and Bailey Jay as mafia hit men and women. John Doran would be played by Michael Fassbender. Obviously.

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